The things you say lately....

I asked you to clean up the playroom...You said " You can help me clean up mommy.... Families do that!"

You said shut up... SO you got in BIG trouble!! I told you in this house you are NOt allowed to use those words.. You said " Mommy I want to move into the house where I am allowed to say words like that!"

When you play police you put on an outfit and you get your handcuffs and all and you call your handcuffs ... Cuffhands!!

When you play hide and go seek with your friends you count and when you are done counting you say...." Here I come, here I am not!"

The things you say at 5 years and a few months

You were cleaning your room and your tools and I asked what you were doing and you said you were " Decorizing your toll box!"

You call after nap time tomorrow today... tomorrow is just tomorrow!

You saw a witch and a scare crow at the store and you said.. " mommy I don't like humans who look like that, and I don't like humans who are mean!"

If you don't want to do something or taste something you say you are allergic to it!!

I told you to go outside and play fireman or something and you said.. "Mommy, I can't! I am allergic to playing fireman!

You forgot you Mr. Teddy when we were in the car and you wanted to suck your thumb.. I gave you a blanket and it was not soft enough.." Mommy this blanket doesn't work.. You need to give me something that is softer than 45 for me to suck my thumb!"

The other morning you woke up and you said.. " mommy.. I grew up!!! And not the kind that comes out of your mouth!!!"

HOME SCHOOL

So ever since you have been little I have always home schooled your preschool. I dreaded putting you in just two days a week for only 2 hours. I still wish i could homeschool you forever. Your daddy thinks i am crazy. 

Well lately you have been NOT wanting to go to kindergarten. The other night when we were talking to you about it.. you broke down in tears and said mommy why can't you just homeschool me forever!!!

There is a space class for us to go to that I tried to sign you up for and you started crying again and said mommy why can't we do space school homeschool!!! You crack me up!!!

Your singing..

You sing a lot now!! I just love how you sing to songs on the radio. You latest favorite music is the Frozen soundtrack. You song all the songs and even know what princess or character sings what! You recently started making up songs to sing.. Here is your latest..

Everything you have!
Everything you HHHAAAAVVVEE..
Everything you have..
is so much fun!!!

And then you just repeat this verse over and over.